Us?  We're the lunatics living next door to you, who, from all outward appearances, seem normal.  Well...maybe not normal, but not certifiably insane.  Not the people you'll hear about one day on thew news who were found to have lived a quiet, unobtrusive life in their neighborhood while secretly fanning the flames of an insurgency against the corned beef barons of the world.  Nah - not us.

Our energetic lifestyle distinguishes us from other families.